IC CONTACT ⟶ duplicity.

[runnerupper]

❝ Ｌｅａｖｅ ａ ｍｅｓｓａｇｅ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ Ａ－ＴＲＡＩＮ， ｂａｂｙ！𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢
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un: tribrid

[cosmicmistake]

[ from here ]

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You are legitimately ridiculous.

Yeah, my girlfriend named it, my boyfriend thought it was funny. Be honest, are you looking for a date or sex?

text | un: @a-trainofficial

[runnerupper]

I wasn't, but
Why? You offering?

[cosmicmistake]

Yeah, I'm not moaning A Train during sex. A lot of other things but not that.

[runnerupper]

Your loss
Most ladies adapt to it pretty quick

[cosmicmistake]

I'm not a groupie.

[runnerupper]

Omg you do wanna smash, don't you?
Better figure somethin out then

[cosmicmistake]

That's cute you think I'd go out of my way.

You know where to find me when you remember your real name.

[runnerupper]

Never said I didn't REMEMBER it I just don't see how it's any of your business

[cosmicmistake]

Oh, you got me.

But I PROMISE that you're not gonna be able to find anyone in this city who can handle your speed like I can.

[runnerupper]

What the hells that supposed to mean
Cuz if you're trynna make another one of those "world's fastest man" jokes then listen, it's not actually that fucking clever

[cosmicmistake]

You're right, it's low hanging fruit.

But my stamina is off the charts.

[runnerupper]

Right? That's what I said
And ftr not fucking true either
If it was I wouldnt exactly be fucking bragging about that shit

[ But what she says next... well, that's actually intriguing. Not that he can't slow himself down, of course, but if he doesn't have to, all the better. Other superheroes, or at least people with super powers? Score, honestly. ]

Really
So what can you do.

[cosmicmistake]

Nothing to be ashamed of. Especially around here, they're gonna fuck with you eventually and something embarrassing will happen. Just wait.

I'd tell you but then you wouldn't believe me and we'd be back where we started.

[runnerupper]

I'm not.

[ Though if he's worried about anything in that department it might just be how easily he will or won't be able to get it up at all, because after all the doping, well... it's not necessarily the sure thing it once was. Not that he's looking to get all in his head about it. ]

And why the fuck wouldn't I believe you?

[cosmicmistake]

I mean, true. You ARE a superhero.

I'm a witch.

[runnerupper]

Right
Well, listen, you're not even the first witch I've met TODAY, so

[ Not that he... did entirely believe it the first time he was told that, but he also doesn't not, at least not entirely. It's not like magic, like any other kind of super power, can't or doesn't exist where he's from, so whether or not someone wants to call themselves a witch seems like one of those "however you wanna self-identify" kind of things. ]

So whats that mean
Like you do magic and shit?

[cosmicmistake]

Magic, definitely.

And I'm also a vampire.

[runnerupper]

God is this one of those Wicca things

[cosmicmistake]

Not like you're thinking. I don't drink blood, but I heal faster than normal people and that's where the stamina comes in.

Well, that and the fact that I'm a werewolf. No, I don't change on the full moon, I can change whenever I want.

Witch. Vampire. Werewolf. More stamina than anyone you'll meet. 👍

[runnerupper]

Well that's pretty fucking weird but sure all right
I believe you, why the fuck not

[ He's on the fence about it, actually, but figures it doesn't really matter if it's true or not; if they do bang then he'll find out, right? And honestly, he's not too fussed whether or not she does or doesn't really have powers. Sex is sex. ]

So is this happening or not?

[cosmicmistake]

Absolutely.

As soon as I get your name. 😘

[runnerupper]

Well that's a goddamn shame then isn't it
Nice try tho, I'll give you that

[cosmicmistake]

You know where I am when you change your mind.

[runnerupper]

Not literally, but I guess I do have your number

[ Also he could probably do a run around the entire city, Up and Down, and find her pretty quickly if/when he were so inclined. Perks of super-speed. ]

[cosmicmistake]

Coffee in the morning, booze at night.

[ she'd feel a little bad if he ran around looking. but since he made fun of her coffee and smoothie bar, she's going to remind him without reminding him. ]

Drinks are on me, even.