What the hells that supposed to mean Cuz if you're trynna make another one of those "world's fastest man" jokes then listen, it's not actually that fucking clever
Right? That's what I said And ftr not fucking true either If it was I wouldnt exactly be fucking bragging about that shit
[ But what she says next... well, that's actually intriguing. Not that he can't slow himself down, of course, but if he doesn't have to, all the better. Other superheroes, or at least people with super powers? Score, honestly. ]
[ Though if he's worried about anything in that department it might just be how easily he will or won't be able to get it up at all, because after all the doping, well... it's not necessarily the sure thing it once was. Not that he's looking to get all in his head about it. ]
Right Well, listen, you're not even the first witch I've met TODAY, so
[ Not that he... did entirely believe it the first time he was told that, but he also doesn't not, at least not entirely. It's not like magic, like any other kind of super power, can't or doesn't exist where he's from, so whether or not someone wants to call themselves a witch seems like one of those "however you wanna self-identify" kind of things. ]
Well that's pretty fucking weird but sure all right I believe you, why the fuck not
[ He's on the fence about it, actually, but figures it doesn't really matter if it's true or not; if they do bang then he'll find out, right? And honestly, he's not too fussed whether or not she does or doesn't really have powers. Sex is sex. ]
[ Also he could probably do a run around the entire city, Up and Down, and find her pretty quickly if/when he were so inclined. Perks of super-speed. ]
[ she'd feel a little bad if he ran around looking. but since he made fun of her coffee and smoothie bar, she's going to remind him without reminding him. ]
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Most ladies adapt to it pretty quick
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Better figure somethin out then
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You know where to find me when you remember your real name.
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But I PROMISE that you're not gonna be able to find anyone in this city who can handle your speed like I can.
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Cuz if you're trynna make another one of those "world's fastest man" jokes then listen, it's not actually that fucking clever
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But my stamina is off the charts.
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And ftr not fucking true either
If it was I wouldnt exactly be fucking bragging about that shit
[ But what she says next... well, that's actually intriguing. Not that he can't slow himself down, of course, but if he doesn't have to, all the better. Other superheroes, or at least people with super powers? Score, honestly. ]
Really
So what can you do.
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I'd tell you but then you wouldn't believe me and we'd be back where we started.
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[ Though if he's worried about anything in that department it might just be how easily he will or won't be able to get it up at all, because after all the doping, well... it's not necessarily the sure thing it once was. Not that he's looking to get all in his head about it. ]
And why the fuck wouldn't I believe you?
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I'm a witch.
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Well, listen, you're not even the first witch I've met TODAY, so
[ Not that he... did entirely believe it the first time he was told that, but he also doesn't not, at least not entirely. It's not like magic, like any other kind of super power, can't or doesn't exist where he's from, so whether or not someone wants to call themselves a witch seems like one of those "however you wanna self-identify" kind of things. ]
So whats that mean
Like you do magic and shit?
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And I'm also a vampire.
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Well, that and the fact that I'm a werewolf. No, I don't change on the full moon, I can change whenever I want.
Witch. Vampire. Werewolf. More stamina than anyone you'll meet. 👍
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I believe you, why the fuck not
[ He's on the fence about it, actually, but figures it doesn't really matter if it's true or not; if they do bang then he'll find out, right? And honestly, he's not too fussed whether or not she does or doesn't really have powers. Sex is sex. ]
So is this happening or not?
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As soon as I get your name. 😘
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Nice try tho, I'll give you that
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[ Also he could probably do a run around the entire city, Up and Down, and find her pretty quickly if/when he were so inclined. Perks of super-speed. ]
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[ she'd feel a little bad if he ran around looking. but since he made fun of her coffee and smoothie bar, she's going to remind him without reminding him. ]
Drinks are on me, even.
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